Release Date: May 17, 2018
My teammate’s sister?
She’s a can’t.
I moved in with her to protect her from a nasty ex, not to be the next guy in
She’s the brains.
I’m the brawn.
She’s the fruit.
I’m the sausage.
She talks too much.
I don’t talk at all, if I don’t have to.
Should be easy to resist her.
But every minute I spend with Felicity is another minute she gets under my
skin. She makes me feel like something more than a dumb puckhead with a big
Zamboni pony. And it’s getting harder to remember why I need to keep my hands
Beauty and the Beefcake is a vegan-friendly standalone romantic comedy
featuring a hockey player whose vocabulary is the only thing smaller than a
hockey puck, a book smart but aimless ventriloquist with too many voices in her
head, a dilapidated old house that may or may not be haunted, and no cheating
This book. Oh Boy! I was kinda nervous how it would go considering it is Ares book and in the first 4 books, I don’t think he said more than 10 words combined. But this book was a surprise. While Ares did not start talking up a storm, he did speak more and open up to Felicity. I love, love them together. They are perfect for each other.
Between Ares’s GIFs and Felicity’s voices, this book is laugh out loud hysterical! As her other books are, this books full of humor, some appropriate, some not so much. If you are looking for a light, laugh out loud funny book, this is it! Perfect for the beach.
escape into sexy, funny stories way more than she likes perpetually cleaning
toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles. When she’s not reading,
writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be
productive members of society, she’s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.