Release Date: October 30, 2017
for. Point is, she cost me my two best friends ten years ago. It’s payback
time, and I’m going to make her life hell.
stupid.
because getting off is great, but He was a man who had sex, and lots of it,
and in the worst locations, with the woman of his nightmares isn’t the
inscription I want on my tombstone.
loudly like farm animals at 3 AM, and Chase Jett.
since he took my virginity—I’d make a bratwurst joke, but the unfortunate truth
is that it would have to be a bratbest joke, which also pisses me off—and now
he’s not only a billionaire, he’s also my new boss.
hate is horrifically twisted, filthy, and banging hot.
warned you about, complete with an organic happy-ever-after (or seven), a
Bratwurst Wagon, ill-advised office pranks, and no cheating or cliffhangers.
May Berger is standing in the elevator bank, peering up at the numbers. She
hiccups again. I stop beside her and watch her eyes go wide, then narrow, then
cross. Mirrored elevator doors are possibly the second greatest invention known
to man.
She got away with everything. Even when she was reckless.
for it in the Bratwurst Wagon.
No, you don’t. So why do you have to judge me for wanting to think in an
elevator bank at 3 AM? Hmmmmmm?” The hum trills up on the end, right in time
with her swiveling to face me. She squints one eye, then the other, before
scrunching her face, pointing her index finger at my nose, and making pew, pew noises.
I’d find, I’m rather disappointed.
maybe, but not drunk.
shouldn’t call your superiors names.”
frankly, I wouldn’t mind seeing her crash to the ground.
longer look at her tongue. I remember that tongue. Long as a lizard’s, hot as a
volcano, talented as a porn star. That’s as complimentary as I get where Bro Berger is concerned.
owning a grocery store that I don’t work for? Because I’m sure we can find
another zagillionaire to take your place.”
“Aw, Bro, your inflated opinion of my bank account is touching.”
since anyone has insulted me to my face.
tempestuous employees?”
seventh, ninth, and every odd number to the top. With a frown, she draws her
hand down the row of even numbers until every single floor is lit, and if I’d
still thought this was alcohol motivating her, the sharp, devious intention in
her cold eyes removes any doubt.
“Buy your way out of that.”
face I show the world, the smarter part of my brain, hops off when the doors
open on the second floor, because he appreciates stairs and getting the hell
away from this deranged woman.
anyway?—and turn to Bro with a growl.
Emergency stop button works, but it’s a little choppy on the execution. Better
have maintenance look at that tomorrow.
fuck-me bedroom eyes.

I give this book 4 Fair Trade, Free Range STARS. This book is hilarious!!! I definitely laughed out loud with all the bratwurst references and all the pranks that were pulled. It is the story of Chase and Ambrosia (Bro) who grew up together and after things got out of hand did speak for many years. Now he’s back and he’s rich and smoking hot and still lusting after Ambrosia. But she is not ready to forgive and move on. But she is willing have lots of inappropriate sex with him.
Then there are her brothers! Twins!! Hockey players!!! Wow, they definitely add more humor and shenanigans to the story.
If you are looking for a fun, sexy, hot, laugh out loud book, have your husband look at you weird because you are laughing so hard book, this is it!
escape into sexy, funny stories way more than she likes perpetually cleaning
toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles. When she’s not reading,
writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be
productive members of society, she’s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.