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THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST by Meghan Quinn
Scheduled to release: April 12, 2016
It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.
For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.
My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.
I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.
This is my life after my happily ever after…
I lurved The Virgin Romance Novelist so when this book came up for review, my answer was a resounding “H*ll,yes!” I was a little worried that The Randy Romance Novelist wouldn’t be as awesomely hysterical and irreverent but I was wrong…dead wrong. I laughed so hard tears ran down my legs.
The Randy Romance Novelist is a dirty yet somehow weirdly sweet love story between Rosie, the quirky aspiring romance novelist, and her best friend turned lovah, Henry. Honestly, I can relate to Rosie because a lot of the insane things that happen to her, seem to happen to me too. Well, before I got married. And sometimes now too. But anyway, the craziness of her life did not seem far fetched to me when I thought about my own. What I love most about Rosie and Henry is that they are real. Not real in the alive sense of the word (I am not crazy). Real in the sense that they could be anyone you know. Stupid things happen to them just as they happen to me and my friends. More to me than them, but whatever.
As an aside, Marta is the devil incarnate but totally cracked me up. I think I live with Sir-Licks-A-Lot in canine form and he is just as bad and likes to “watch.” Little creep.
So Meghan Quinn is now my favorite author. I will grab anything she writes from now on and will read anything I have missed of her’s before now. Read her books now or Marta will come find you – trust me, you don’t want that!
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Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch…
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
About the Author:
Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.
Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking.
Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!
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